January 2008
19 posts
December 2007
9 posts
cutest thank you note ever
Hey anja thank you very much for the paypal money i will make sure to spend it on whatever i want :D. I had a VERY merry christmas and i hope you did too i will make sure to get you something sometime but i just havn’t seen anything that you would like ive been looking at thriftstores for cool things that you would like. I went sledding today it was really fun I was at my friend Tysons he...
I love everybody.
In the last row of the Jet Blue flight to West Palm Beach. Getting the aisle seat was a huge mistake - the flight is still boarding and I’ve already been jostled and bumped a half dozen times by folks in line for the bathroom.
And the teenage dimbat to my right has got her Ugg boot on my calf. Ugh.
She and her mother sat in the wrong seats and were slow to move when the three elderly...
Passenger: What a beautiful little girl. How old is she?
Mom: She's three.
Passenger: Is she the youngest?
Mom: Looks like she'll be the only one. Not by choice.
Lamest website ever →
My favorite part is how the AMPTP compares the writers’ boycott of the Golden Globes to the US boycott of the 1980 Olympics*. As if a night of free booze and self-congratulations compares to actual athletic achievement. The nominees already got their prize, dumbasses. They got to make their television shows and their movies. It’s more like Olympic athletes skipped the awards...
Dumb question, dumb answer, awesome retort.
I see this question posted with some regularity in the personals section, so I thought I’d take a minute to explain things to the ladies out there that haven’t figured it out. What happened to all the nice guys? The answer is simple: you did. See, if you think back, really hard, you might vaguely remember a Platonic guy pal who always seemed to want to spend time with you....
