Jack Handey (via nudawn)

It’s still hard for me to believe that Jack Handey is a real person.  That’s the name of the SNL writer who wrote “Deep Thoughts with Jack Handey.”  Such a happy confluence of events, to have that name and those one-liners.  

Here’s one of my Jack Handey favorites:

“If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down?

We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.”