Random Thoughts

If I were Fatima on “America’s Next Top Model” all I would say at that judging panel is I missed the damn photo shoot because I had to go to the consulate of my home country.  You, know the one where I WAS CIRCUMCISED.   Dudes cut my shit UP. (And then I would point out that Dominique looks like a 45 year old drag queen.)

That cougar in Chicago?  Was found and shot in Roscoe Village.  On the exact same block where I lived.

Leaving for Texas in a few hours.  This is what happens when you talk to your therapist about bracing yourself for five days of feeling trapped and powerless: For the first time on a family visit  I’ll be staying at a hotel and renting a car.    

My apartment feels so empty without my dog.  I had to drop him off a couple of hours ago with the dogsitter.   Sucks not having him around.